The new guy in the office thinks everyone hates him because he's muslim.
Imagine trying to fit in when you're a two foot long spider.
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A Wooden Leg Named Smith,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02,
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Do you actually hate the new guy
or are you just a bit miffed by his imagined persecution?
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Astatine,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03,
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Actually that was a hypothetical situation.
You see, it's a joke about the spider finding it hard to fit in, being an eight-legged thing that sucks the juices out of insects at lunch time.
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A Wooden Leg Named Smith,
Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38,
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