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From the Animals with Jobs challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# aaaaargh!
watermelon! get it off my screen!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# oooh
that's the first time i've been filterised
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Filterised?
Have I missed something? Is this the sweary thing someone mentioned on 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Swearing filters.
Try typing wan ker
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)
# happy baby orangutan
:)
(Bristol Tom, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# watermelon
happy baby orangutan
cranberry

Phuq
Kunt
Wangker. Ha! You see? You see?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# or
wanker for example
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)
# yeah
you try to say certain words and it replaces them with others

fuck = watermelon
cunt = cranberry
twat = zeppelin
wanker = happy baby orangutan
silly chicken = New person. Please read our FAQ.

i think there's some others too
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.
really?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# here goes
cranberry off you watermelon ing zeppelin-happy baby orangutan
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# The new guy in the office thinks everyone hates him because he's muslim.
Imagine trying to fit in when you're a two foot long spider.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Do you actually hate the new guy
or are you just a bit miffed by his imagined persecution?
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Actually that was a hypothetical situation.
You see, it's a joke about the spider finding it hard to fit in, being an eight-legged thing that sucks the juices out of insects at lunch time.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)