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# I eat my own poo.
It's great for weight loss. I'm even thinking of creating my own dieting empire based on eating shit.

It's going to be called the 'Shitkins' diet, and Catherine Zeta Jones loves it. She won't be suing me either, coz I have the photos.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Yay, it's Dawn
you've got it wrong though Dawn, it should be:
Eat Less, Shit More.
not
Eat More Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Tell that to my publisher!
Eating shit and its concomitant weight loss was discovered in the 19th century when shoving kids up chimneys was popular.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)