
Woo for the pic! :-)
And...(hope this isn't gc)
I just had seconds of fun!! ;-)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:02,
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And...(hope this isn't gc)
I just had seconds of fun!! ;-)

there are no decent pictures of toilet bowls on google image search.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:01,
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It's great for weight loss. I'm even thinking of creating my own dieting empire based on eating shit.
It's going to be called the "Shitkins" diet, and Catherine Zeta Jones loves it. She won't be suing me either, coz I have the photos.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:09,
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It's going to be called the "Shitkins" diet, and Catherine Zeta Jones loves it. She won't be suing me either, coz I have the photos.

you've got it wrong though Dawn, it should be:
Eat Less, Shit More.
not
Eat More Shit
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11,
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Eat Less, Shit More.
not
Eat More Shit

Eating shit and its concomitant weight loss was discovered in the 19th century when shoving kids up chimneys was popular.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14,
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B&Qs website at DIY.com...
this has been a public service announcement
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:03,
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this has been a public service announcement

Have you read my new diet book?
It's called, "Get Hepatitis B and Lose Weight the Shitkins Way"
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:11,
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It's called, "Get Hepatitis B and Lose Weight the Shitkins Way"

"Well, you chose the old shoe. Old shoes, sounds a bit like Cinderella, Cinderella went to the ball, she lost her shoe there, and what do we do with lost shoes? We put them in the DUSTY BIN! Sorry, you've been lovely contestants, now piss off back to obscurity...
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