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[challenge entry] Repost for comp
'Bob regretted taking out that loan...'

From the Animals with Jobs challenge. See all 434 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Yay!
Ace! Reminds me of my mortgage broker...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# A hard headed businessman?
My hair is proving more tangled than first thought. IT is half fully brushed, yet the other half is fighting back :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Blimey!
You've been untangling it for ages...you mentioned it earlier on the board. Just how tangled is it?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Very.
My hair has a tendency to turn into thatch overnight, and after a week of being too rushed in the mornings and too lazy in the eveings to give it more than a general neatness brush, its looking rather like dreadlocks at the mo. I'm getting there though. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Or you could
just go the whole hog and turn it into dreadlocks proper. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# I don't like
dreadlocks. Otherwise i'd be tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I've always
fancied them. But I don't quite have the hair for it... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# how
are the shots going?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I opened the wine,
and if I ever find out who brought it, they won't get another invite to a party again, since its god awful. I'm currently drinking kahlua and coke alternatively. I think I need to go and buy some more G & T ingrediants tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Subtle
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Subtle like
a nuclear explosion
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Well Nagasaki
was fucking subtle cuz none of the cranberry saw it coming did they..

Mr Fucking Smart Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# That's more unexpected
than subtle though.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# NOt entirely.
Nobody saw the bomb coming. The explosion itself was the last thing many people saw, and that, as explosions go was pretty unsubtle. Although damage to buildings wise, it was only as successful as it was since they were all made of wood.

I have a book on physics and nuclear arms sat on my shelf that I bought from a charity shop and haven't read yet. Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Argh
punnage!!

w/y/h
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# threadjackal
Ok, I'm looking for a picture of the Munter. That's easy, the hard part is the one I want has the text was modified by someone (cleverly I might add) It said something like "I've eaten all the guys where I live" or something like that. It was funny enough that I remembered it six months later, just too stupid not to grab it when I could.

I tried to spazz for it; unsucessful. The archive search is broken. I used google but to no avail. I know you're not my bitches but help. Please? watermelon (I just wanted to try the filter)
(fishclown, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# It wasn't the
I eat anorexics from last night T-shirt pic was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)