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# Morning Mr G
How's things with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# i'm a little drunk, to be honest
miss p - kicking in for the late shift

(ah... the joys of ultra chesp firewater vodka)

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Same as, rather tipsy.
I was introduced to zone.com earlier by my Toyboy, he's out now and now I'm playing backgammon with someone who's being very erm, forward shall I say.

Edit: It's really making me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
forward whilst playing backgammon?

how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# This guy just asked me
to spread like butter. I couldn't stop laughing. Infact, I'm very much laughing as I type.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)
# just tell him that butter doesn't spread at all
unless you leave it out all night. or you could tell him that you spread like "utterly butterly". that may confuse him.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I told him I prefer marge!
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
i've always said you're polyunsaturated :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Hahaha
that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# it's the hey
to healthy... errr.... something.

/changes subject rapidly

been out tonight, then?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# Nope
I got blown out by a mate, so I sampled something that I have here, and it's very pleasant ;)
What about you? How's the gorgeous Miss K?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# the gorgeous miss k
(all the girls say that) is pased out out in bed at the moment, and looking very peaceful too, might i add. we sat and watched videos all evening (how retro!) and got drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# All the girls say that
because she is. I bet all the guys say that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# well.
i do.

i'm very good like that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)