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# Buffin the banana, spanking the monkey, massaging the meat, Meeting Patsy Palmer and her five daughters
choking the chicken, being a happy baby ourang-outan, pounding it, beating the meat on the toilet seat, buffing Excalibur, wrestling the one eyed champ, draining the lizard, sheathing your sword.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:44, archived)
# And what's that got to do with star wars?
Unless you like wanking over pictures of Jaba
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:45, archived)
# it's just a different way of describing a wank
Playing with your light saber
Strangling (choking) Yoda
Oiling BobaFett
Doin' the Han Solo
Jerkin' Jabba's chain
R2 your D2
Flyin' the Millenium Falcon
Toying with your death star
Using the force
Patting yoda on the head
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:48, archived)
# you don't say!?
do you go up to 47?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:48, archived)
# I don't see how there's any
"Common term that Star Wars has changed forever", seen as none of them existed before star wars, it couldn't really change them, only create them
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:49, archived)
# houston we have a troll at id:17404
i say again, we have a troll emerging at ID:17404
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:48, archived)
# *pulls out an old favourite*
New person. Please read our FAQ.

EDIT:Patsy Palmer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or maybe it's allowed this early?!
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:53, archived)
# 77 posts
he's old enough to have got the hang of the board.

get the hitting sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)
# But I do so love that statement.
:)
(DMQOB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:10, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 7:13, archived)
# Patsy Palmer?!
You're gonna give me bloody nightmares!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 6:56, archived)