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Sorry, I didn't

mean to cause apoplepsy :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)

No problems all.

But I contravened the first rule of support shortly after they got this machine. Turned out they wanted a CD writer. Sight-unseen, I decided to pick up a cheapy and fit it in my spare time.

So I get a drive. Went to fit the bloody thing. While I started to fit it I noticed the 'CD-Recordable' flash on their existing drive. Shit.

While trying to ascertain why they wanted an *additional* cd-burner, the guy paying for it pointed me to his HAPPY BABY ORANG-UTAN WATERMELONTARD of a son who told me exactly why it was not a burner.

He had some difficulty fifteen minutes later when I allowed him to browse his my docs folder from a laptop though...

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)

this is exactly

why I tell mrs witchy I won't ever be a freelance PC support bod.....I think I'd be arrested within days!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)

To be fair

occasionally you get a thought-provoking issue.

However your name gets viralled to a load of lowbrow arsewits who expect you to provide the same level of cheap support you give to people who have *bought their cranberrying machine off you*.

(Calm. Calm. Kittens. Kittens. Watermelon.)

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)

Yes, kittens,

teddy bears, beer, warm baths, beer, ~~soapy tit wank~~another bath with aromatic oils....

I know the feeling. I think I'll sod off to bed while the going's good!

night!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)

See you later.

Have a good (STW/spongebath/leer at Ming the Merciless), whatever floats yer boat.

E-MACHINES ARE SH1T3. F34

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)