About 3? years agoA load of my friends were having a party while one of our folks were away. Drinks were drunk etc. All was merry.
Towards the end of the night, One of my friends started making cocktails with whatever alcohol he could find in the kitchen which another of my friends really loved. It seemed every batch would be mainly consumed by this guy, and in the end, they were pretty much being made just for him.
By the wee small hours, this friend was pretty steaming. To the extent that he was rocking out in the lounge to soft rock classics while everyone else was still fairly relaxed.
Soon afterwards, he disappeared to speak on the large porcelain telephone and that was the end to his evening of fun.
Fast forward a few months, and we were reminiscing about said party. (do you remember when... etc.) when someone asked 'do you remember when xxx got his knob out in the lounge?'. As quick thinking as we were, the other few of us who were about, played along convincing xxx that he had indeed disrobed in the lounge that night. Adding 'I can't believe you don't remember... ' etc.
Pretty much all of our friends play along with this joke still, so when recounting 'hilarious' escapades which have transpired, this story always comes up - often with a little more embellishment.
xxx still doesn't know he remained fully clothed throughout, and always goes a lovely shade of red whenever he hears.
(Towards the end of the night, One of my friends started making cocktails with whatever alcohol he could find in the kitchen which another of my friends really loved. It seemed every batch would be mainly consumed by this guy, and in the end, they were pretty much being made just for him.
By the wee small hours, this friend was pretty steaming. To the extent that he was rocking out in the lounge to soft rock classics while everyone else was still fairly relaxed.
Soon afterwards, he disappeared to speak on the large porcelain telephone and that was the end to his evening of fun.
Fast forward a few months, and we were reminiscing about said party. (do you remember when... etc.) when someone asked 'do you remember when xxx got his knob out in the lounge?'. As quick thinking as we were, the other few of us who were about, played along convincing xxx that he had indeed disrobed in the lounge that night. Adding 'I can't believe you don't remember... ' etc.
Pretty much all of our friends play along with this joke still, so when recounting 'hilarious' escapades which have transpired, this story always comes up - often with a little more embellishment.
xxx still doesn't know he remained fully clothed throughout, and always goes a lovely shade of red whenever he hears.
bertram,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 16:44,
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