Lying to take the blame for something I DIDN'T actually do...I was a bit of a girly swot at school, and we used to have a right old cranberry of a woodwork teacher. One day, a couple of lads dropped various wood shavings, varnish, a small tack etc into his mug of tea.
Said teacher then proceeded to take a huge swig out of it, before realising all was not well... cue mass interrogation, the guy was absolutely fucking LIVID as you can imagine. After a minute or two of silence while we all stood around looking at each other, the culprits, the evidence, and then our shoes, I piped up, saying I had done it by accident and I was really sorry.
The teacher's mood lifted when I did this, and he said something along the lines of 'no harm done' etc. Rest of class duly had a whip round for me afterwards and I felt right chuffed with meself.
One of the culprits (and leading class retard) stabbed my hand with a chisel a couple of weeks later and I nearly lost my left thumb...
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 17:31,
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Said teacher then proceeded to take a huge swig out of it, before realising all was not well... cue mass interrogation, the guy was absolutely fucking LIVID as you can imagine. After a minute or two of silence while we all stood around looking at each other, the culprits, the evidence, and then our shoes, I piped up, saying I had done it by accident and I was really sorry.
The teacher's mood lifted when I did this, and he said something along the lines of 'no harm done' etc. Rest of class duly had a whip round for me afterwards and I felt right chuffed with meself.
One of the culprits (and leading class retard) stabbed my hand with a chisel a couple of weeks later and I nearly lost my left thumb...
is saying thank you so hard?without chisels? some people eh?
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Tue 25 Nov 2003, 17:34,
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