The really speciallytrained haggis-hunters simply walk round the mountain, thus scaring the oncoming haggis into turning round, at which point it rolls down the hill to its ultimate demise.
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UncleLewy,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 18:23,
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More than you ever need to know about haggis(
calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae,
Wed 26 Nov 2003, 11:57,
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