This one is rather recent and rather badMight be a bit long winded but anyway:
After the crap I went through last year - the arrest, granny dying, all that crap (you regulars know) I spent a lot of time getting drunk.
Well one night my best friend,her husband and I went to a party. Everyone was doped up on E, coke and pot ('cept me, I don't even smoke week) and I was drunk off my ass. I let her husband 'finger watermelon' me - he started it, I didn't tell him to stop.
Afterwards...neither of us spoke about it and I really just forgot about it. Until May. My friends husband told her what had happeend that night and naturally I denied it all.
My friend and I were no longer friends and it was tough. I denied it to boyf, other friends, family etc and then after about 3 weeks it all came flooding back to me.
It took me 2 months to pluck up the courage to admit I'd done it and had spent 2 months lying about it.
Ah, the shame. I then had to tell friend, boyf, mum, other friends.....I was mortified.
Now we all laugh about it and my best friend and I are friends again but it was still rather horrid.
(After the crap I went through last year - the arrest, granny dying, all that crap (you regulars know) I spent a lot of time getting drunk.
Well one night my best friend,her husband and I went to a party. Everyone was doped up on E, coke and pot ('cept me, I don't even smoke week) and I was drunk off my ass. I let her husband 'finger watermelon' me - he started it, I didn't tell him to stop.
Afterwards...neither of us spoke about it and I really just forgot about it. Until May. My friends husband told her what had happeend that night and naturally I denied it all.
My friend and I were no longer friends and it was tough. I denied it to boyf, other friends, family etc and then after about 3 weeks it all came flooding back to me.
It took me 2 months to pluck up the courage to admit I'd done it and had spent 2 months lying about it.
Ah, the shame. I then had to tell friend, boyf, mum, other friends.....I was mortified.
Now we all laugh about it and my best friend and I are friends again but it was still rather horrid.
Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Tue 25 Nov 2003, 18:50,
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eh what ?what is a "finger watermelon" and how does if differ from a normal finger ? does he get his finger and paint it with green and yellow stripes first ??
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 12:13,
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Itsthe swearing filter. Watermelon = F.U.C.K, thus finger F.U.C.K.
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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine....,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 17:47,
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