Actually I do lie about watermelons....and just about anything else that happens to not be on the shelf at any particular time. Or else I'll say "I'll just go look for you sir", muttering "you actually think I give a rat's ass?" under my breath as I walk away.... then I'll just stroll into the warehouse, chat to someone for a bit, and walk out, "...no sir, no watermelons". But if anyone really did ask me "do you have any fucks?" Well it'd depend on how nice looking they were. So there you go....
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