i was once on an empty bus
so I sat on the nearest seats, the ones you're supposed to give up to old gimmers and the disabled. Two old birds got on, and started loudly fussing about me being there, despite there being plenty of other seats just as close, and them being perfectly healthy stunt-grannies.
So, I get to me stop, get up, and fake a really bad limp. That shut em up. Unfortunately I had to keep this pretense up all the the way down the road until the bus was out of sight.
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 13:34,
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So, I get to me stop, get up, and fake a really bad limp. That shut em up. Unfortunately I had to keep this pretense up all the the way down the road until the bus was out of sight.