I've been so honest(not good, just honest) but I had a friend at school and she was hilarious. She *must* have been a compulsive liar.
Her dad was secretly bisexual and having an affair with the prince of Oman.
Her mum was also having an affair, but with a bloke.
Her auntie was secretly a lesbian.
So was her mum. And her other auntie.
Her brother was in love with whoever she happened to be speaking to.
She had skin cancer.
She had leukemia.
Her dad was dying.
This sort of thing went on and on and on until we couldn't take any more of her lies.
And then her mum actually did drop dead of a brain tumor.
Didn't think of that one, did you love?
/evilness
(Her dad was secretly bisexual and having an affair with the prince of Oman.
Her mum was also having an affair, but with a bloke.
Her auntie was secretly a lesbian.
So was her mum. And her other auntie.
Her brother was in love with whoever she happened to be speaking to.
She had skin cancer.
She had leukemia.
Her dad was dying.
This sort of thing went on and on and on until we couldn't take any more of her lies.
And then her mum actually did drop dead of a brain tumor.
Didn't think of that one, did you love?
/evilness
kitty_cat,
Wed 26 Nov 2003, 13:51,
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