Dossing at a friend's house after a party ...... I found the sofa I'd intended to sleep on occupied by one of the people who lived in the house. Being a gentleman, rather than leave her there and steal her bed, I decided to carry her to her room. But being also very drunk I got half way up a dark corridor, smacked her head against a doorframe and dropped her on the floor. Went back to the sofa and fell asleep.
In the morning I sympathetically agreed that she must have really been hitting the sauce to have fallen asleep five yards from her bed and woken with a splitting headache.
But the one I'm most embarrassed about ...
Barman: I'm sorry I can't serve you any more beer. Your mate is too drunk.
BillyLiar: No no ... he's ... erm ... got cerebral palsy.
(In the morning I sympathetically agreed that she must have really been hitting the sauce to have fallen asleep five yards from her bed and woken with a splitting headache.
But the one I'm most embarrassed about ...
Barman: I'm sorry I can't serve you any more beer. Your mate is too drunk.
BillyLiar: No no ... he's ... erm ... got cerebral palsy.
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Wed 26 Nov 2003, 13:52,
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