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# I lied when I said honesty was dead.
Ho ho.

Re: University lying at top thread. I was in the same boat as Rob's mate. I wish I'd used AIDS as an excuse. Instead I told 'em I was a Schizophrenic Dyslexic (or should that be Skizofrenic dizzlecsc?). They wouldn't believe me so I had to go to a shrink - say I was hearing voices and to a learning disabilities centre and write with my left hand to get written confirmation

Another lie was:

'Why did you leave your last job'

I was sacked for threatening to hit my boss (he really disserved it)

My answer:

'I was raped by my boss and then sacked. You're the first people I told'

(Both parties involved are male)

I lie on my CV saying I finished Uni. My god this is turning into grouphug.us.

Ciao kids.

YM
(, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)