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# Told to 2nd formers at school...
Not a big lie, but probably the best gullibility rating.

At school one day, I was sitting on a bench, waiting for something, and absent-mindedly striking the knuckles on my fists together. A couple of young, impressionable 2nd form kids came by.

The conversation went like this.

'What ya doing?'
'Trying to get sparks off my knuckles.'
'You can't do that!'
'Yes you can.'
'No you can't!'
'Yes you can - small flakes of skin come off, are heated by friction and burn.'
'Really?'
'Yes, if you do it right.'

Young, impressionable 2nd form kids sit down and all start trying to do it. Best part? After about 5 minutes, one of them says:

'Yay! I got one!'
(, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Lol
Simular thing happened to me (in year 1 in primary) . I accidently bung my head onto my playground wall, and tried to act as if I did it on purpose.
Friend: "Why did you do that?"
Me: "Urr, it make you clever."

Loads of kids went home from headaches that day.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# this I like
the mental image of lines of children, smacking their heads of the wall

"URR - IT MAKE US CLEVER!"

david blunkett's dream
(, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)