Oh the silliness...
'matches, matches never touch, they can hurt you very much' or summit along those lines...
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet,
Wed 26 Nov 2003, 20:02,
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Or...
Vestas, Vestas, they're the bestas!
Or something.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Wed 26 Nov 2003, 22:37,
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