Rolf Harris is dead....Is he bollocks.
Me and a mate (who turned out to be a right cranberry), once convinced quite a few people in nightclub once that rolf harris was dead and even tried getting the dj to play a song in tribute to him...
Fast forward a few months..
Go back to the said nightclub where we're approached by some angry looking fellows who accuse us of lieing about rolf harris before walking away with evil eyes...
:D
Gullable drunks ^.^
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 21:50,
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Me and a mate (who turned out to be a right cranberry), once convinced quite a few people in nightclub once that rolf harris was dead and even tried getting the dj to play a song in tribute to him...
Fast forward a few months..
Go back to the said nightclub where we're approached by some angry looking fellows who accuse us of lieing about rolf harris before walking away with evil eyes...
:D
Gullable drunks ^.^
This one is trueThis was not me but my bro-in-law, at senior school with his mates.
Their field was on a slope and they had a massive iron roller for the tennis courts I think.
Anyway, one dinnertime, they took the roller to the top of the field and let it go. Unfortunately it flattened a lad who was in the wrong place definetely at the wrong time.
It squished him into the soft ground but broke both his legs. (They found that out later because....)
My bro-in-law and his mates then proceeded to the chippy for their lunch (evil)
And of course, when challenged, they denied everything
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 21:57,
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Their field was on a slope and they had a massive iron roller for the tennis courts I think.
Anyway, one dinnertime, they took the roller to the top of the field and let it go. Unfortunately it flattened a lad who was in the wrong place definetely at the wrong time.
It squished him into the soft ground but broke both his legs. (They found that out later because....)
My bro-in-law and his mates then proceeded to the chippy for their lunch (evil)
And of course, when challenged, they denied everything
so the lie is...that they said they didnt do it? its a pretty bad lie i suppose, not sure if i'd own up to breaking a guy's legs...
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Wed 26 Nov 2003, 22:52,
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Izzardgag about Englebert Humperdink being dead (no ne isn't ... yes he is etc) ..... ver' funny so mate tried it in MASH in Clapham .... at, bar, bloke to left, "did you know Terry Wogan died today" bloke just keeps looking ahead, "you've been watching too much Eddie Izzard mate" ...... oh fucksox.....
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 10:29,
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