We used to use 1 of 2 pick-up linesbut these only seem to work in posh towns like Wilmslow etc:
1)
Girl: what do you do then:
You: you know those white mile stones you see on the side of the road every now and again? well I check there accurate and re-paint them!
2)
Girl: what do you do then:
You: you know when your driving along and there's some temporary roadwork's and there's some bloke with a sign that says 'STOP' and 'GO' that's what I do!
As I said these only seem to work in posh towns, god knows why but the girls seem to like a bit of rough
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 8:28,
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1)
Girl: what do you do then:
You: you know those white mile stones you see on the side of the road every now and again? well I check there accurate and re-paint them!
2)
Girl: what do you do then:
You: you know when your driving along and there's some temporary roadwork's and there's some bloke with a sign that says 'STOP' and 'GO' that's what I do!
As I said these only seem to work in posh towns, god knows why but the girls seem to like a bit of rough
I went through a similar 1-year phase ofmaking up jobs
I think tube-driver was the most fun for some reason (you just pess 'stop' and 'go' - easy!).
And it's amazing what some women tell you if you tell them you're a Gynaecologist.
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:30,
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I think tube-driver was the most fun for some reason (you just pess 'stop' and 'go' - easy!).
And it's amazing what some women tell you if you tell them you're a Gynaecologist.
Chat Up LinesGot a few dates once by saying that for a job I was a:
1. Spirit Level Bubble Inserter
2. Dolphin Trainer
3. Biscuit Designer
God I was pathetic....
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:34,
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1. Spirit Level Bubble Inserter
2. Dolphin Trainer
3. Biscuit Designer
God I was pathetic....
I dunnoI quite like the sound of biscuit designer.
I think I'll add it to my repertoire.
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:37,
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I think I'll add it to my repertoire.
Biscuit DesignerSome retard actually believed that I was the person responsible for the holes in the outside of Bourbons and that I had a patent on it...
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 11:50,
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jobsFor some reason when drunk i do this a lot.
I managed to convince people that I was a Cardiothoracic Surgeon once, then told them I was 21 (not a lie), they started questioning how I managed to be a surgeon at such a young age, told them I was a bit like Dogie Howser.
Also after falling over a lot when drunk one night, told the guy I was with not to worry about my falling over because I was a trained stunt woman and knew how to fall without hurting myself.
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Fri 28 Nov 2003, 12:52,
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I managed to convince people that I was a Cardiothoracic Surgeon once, then told them I was 21 (not a lie), they started questioning how I managed to be a surgeon at such a young age, told them I was a bit like Dogie Howser.
Also after falling over a lot when drunk one night, told the guy I was with not to worry about my falling over because I was a trained stunt woman and knew how to fall without hurting myself.