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[challenge entry] evening all, im drunk
lose 12stone in 3 weeks


and now im gonna make some music, ill post it later when everyone is drunk enuf! =)

From the The Drugs DO work challenge. See all 363 entries (closed)

(iain with two eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# It's a friday night,
I'm not going out and I'm ill.

Cunting fuckshite buggerfelching wankspanners.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# stay in and drink
special brew and bells

works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Southern Comfort
is always a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Well, in order:
I have no Special Brew.
Bells tastes foul, if I wanted scotch I have better.
Southern Comfort is too sweet, it would probably make me feel iller.

I'm thinking about chugging a bottle of Benylin and sleeping early.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# well that`s
a bit gay isn`t it?!

what you want is mulled wine!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# It's only fucking November.
It's not quite the time for mulled wine yet.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# the
bloody Xmas adverts are on telly, the shops are turning the country into one massive Blackpool.... it`s time for the mulled wine!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Fucking overblown Pagan festivals.
I don't think I have any wine, mulled or otherwise anyway. At least, not wine that's mine to use.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Absinthe !
Cures everything.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# except a broken wallet

(by which I mean it's too expensive)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# ditto.
my liver, it hurts :|
(roboglitch, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)
# a fellow derb3tan
hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# ello
where in the vast umm.. pit that is derby are ye?
(roboglitch, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Alvaston
classy...
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# classy
indeed. not as bad as it could be though..
(roboglitch, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# i could have sworn that said
dildo
my liver it hurts

sorry for lowering the tone
(Clockwork, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# quality
shopping there mate!

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# I thought it was
a real photo and Svenno had stopped pie munching. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)
# course it is
I was talking about the "Diet Crack" bit :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)