or the classic music hall song
hold the candle grandma whilst I shave the chicken's lip
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Dill,
Sat 29 Nov 2003, 11:03,
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Sweet!
I like that!
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sat 29 Nov 2003, 11:09,
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it's right up there with
poisioning pigeons in the park
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Dill,
Sat 29 Nov 2003, 11:17,
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