I've fitted a small explosive device
to the my letter box. the posties don't come any more. to be honest, I can't think of a reason to use post these days. any bills I get are paid with direct debit. i can bank online. it just leaves amazon stuff, which I prefer to send to the office anyway.
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rob,
Mon 18 Feb 2002, 7:55,
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Been doing that for years.
I also collected a large box of crap from Natwest over the course of about 6 months and spent a pleasant 5 minutes shoving it all into their postbox when I had nothing better to do one Tuesday on the way to work.
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Not Pineapple anymore,
Mon 18 Feb 2002, 8:50,
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