*thinks of setting Quirk ablaze*
Yay!
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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:35,
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Don't do that,
think of all the tallow that would go to waste.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:41,
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmm,
unexplained bacon!
/Homer vs the house
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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43,
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Bend her over a litter bin.
Set fire to her head,
Take her roughly from behind,
When finished,
Beat out the flames,
With a Shovel.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43,
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Any suggestions
On how to make it MORE Poetic
gratefully received.
If you can get it to rhyme that would be superb.
And don't just suggest
Iambic Pentameter.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:51,
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