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*thinks of setting Quirk ablaze*

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Don't do that,
think of all the tallow that would go to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmm,
unexplained bacon!

/Homer vs the house
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Bend her over a litter bin.
Set fire to her head,
Take her roughly from behind,
When finished,
Beat out the flames,
With a Shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Aww,
that's almost poetic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Any suggestions
On how to make it MORE Poetic
gratefully received.
If you can get it to rhyme that would be superb.
And don't just suggest
Iambic Pentameter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 9 Dec 2003, 11:51, archived)