Only if you'd been basting yourself.Preferably with lard.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:17,
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You wouldhave to keep basting yourself in your own juices though - hmmmmm, own juices....
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Goatpod,
Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:18,
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