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# Instant stare of death, with insomnia side effects
find a talented tattoist and have him/her/it tattoo an artists impression of Margret Thatcher naked on undersides of your eyelids in flourescent ink. I promise you you'll never sleep a wink again. Or blink, or loose staring contests. Well, until you gouge your own eyes out anyway
(, Wed 7 Aug 2002, 0:40, archived)
# Ho
lee
crap!
That's like a really bad thing made worse through some perculiar worse-making machine!
What kind of freak though, would consent to tattoing that on me?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2002, 0:43, archived)
# If i could tattoo
I'd do it, although i'd need to charge you for the years of therapy and would require compensation for the psychological damage incurred with having to imagine her naked in the first place. Saying that, I wonder if Baroness Thatcher or poor Norman can tattoo?
(, Wed 7 Aug 2002, 0:48, archived)
# off subject, but
you've just reminded me of
i'm in love with margeret thatcher by The Notsensibles.
top song, wonder if kazaa has it...
(, Wed 7 Aug 2002, 0:55, archived)