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# Are you an
attractive girl between the ages of 14 and 18?

just curious...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:03, archived)
# I wish.
So I could touch myself in the naughty places. But Mommy says baby Jesus cries whenever you do that.
(Trigonometry Ross, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)
# only cos he's not allowed to
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Nah, hes allowed to
hes just got big ragged holes in his hands, bad for traction
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)
#
great for hide and seek though
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Or scaring smell children
or as a convenient resting place for his fine cuban cigar
(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I'm afraid not.
I'm an attractive man of the age of 19. Sorry.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Well, I would
Oh, I just did.

He he he he he. .
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)
# You most certainly didn't
unless, of course, you're talking about yourself. Otherwise, I assue you, dear readers, that I'm all alone in bed tonight.

I'm open to offers though...
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:19, archived)
# You were very drunk at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:38, archived)