Here's a joke for you:A farmer was out on his Welsh hill side tending his flock when he saw a man
drinking with a cupped hand from the stream....
Realising the danger he shouted,
'Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi!'
The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his ear,
shrugged his shoulders and carried on drinking.
Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved
closer...
'Paid a yfed! Ach y fi'
'Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr'
Still the man couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer walked right up
to the man at the stream and once again said
'Dwr yn ach-y-fi! Paid a'i yfed!!!
'I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I can't understand a word you say dear
boy, can't you speak English?'
Oh I see said the farmer, I was just saying, if you use both hands you can
drink the water faster....
(drinking with a cupped hand from the stream....
Realising the danger he shouted,
'Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi!'
The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his ear,
shrugged his shoulders and carried on drinking.
Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved
closer...
'Paid a yfed! Ach y fi'
'Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr'
Still the man couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer walked right up
to the man at the stream and once again said
'Dwr yn ach-y-fi! Paid a'i yfed!!!
'I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I can't understand a word you say dear
boy, can't you speak English?'
Oh I see said the farmer, I was just saying, if you use both hands you can
drink the water faster....
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Fri 19 Dec 2003, 21:32,
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enjoy the dogs tomorrow ijon!i shall be at my work christmas do!
and to think i turned down stereophonics tickets to go. hmf!
(and to think i turned down stereophonics tickets to go. hmf!
mnb098mnb used to be here,
Fri 19 Dec 2003, 21:33,
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Which just goes to proveThat the Welsh don't actually have a language. they just string a load of consonants together with throat clearing noises and pretend.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Fri 19 Dec 2003, 21:39,
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