I had an oral (pffffffft) exam the other day.
The only sentences I could think of were 'ist du eine Schwitte' (are you a hermaphrodite) and 'hast du hat eine gut Vick' (have you had a good shag). I failed harder than anyon's ever failed, ever.
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Flippu!,
Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:26,
archived)