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# oh christmas tree,
oh christmas tree.

how lovely are thy branches,

oh christmas tree,
oh christmas tree,

how lovely are thy branches.

In beauty green thoust always grow,
in summer sun
and winter snow,

oh christmas tree
oh christmas tree
how lovely are thy branches.


my daughter taught me that.

and this one;

(sung to the tune of 'the grand old duke of york')
The robots came to dinner,
they came on christmas day,
they didn't like the turkey,
so they they threw it right away.

They ate up all the knives and forks,
and then they asked for more,
I've never known a christmas day
quite like that before.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 19 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)
# i dont know about you guys
but i feel happier now...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 19 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)
# really?
my urge to kill is at an all-time high

so i guess i'm happy too
(vork and burlap, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)
# sleeee
eep in heavenly peeeeeeace
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 19 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I'm happier.
I'm still a miserable cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 19 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)
# go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)
# christ the saviour is born.
woo for going crazy at xmas
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 19 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)
# If you were a newbie
then you would be roasted by all.

but since you are older than me I shall yay your festive songs.

Yay!
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)
# <|:O
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter.
Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit, nein auch im Winter wenn es schneit.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter.

O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, du kannst mir sehr gefallen.
Wie oft hat nicht zur Winterszeit
Ein Baum von dir mich hoch erfreut!
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, du kannst mir sehr gefallen.

O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, dein Kleid will mich was lehren:
Die Hoffnung und Bestandigkeit
Gibt Trost und Kraft zu jeder Zeit.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum, dein Kleid will mich was lehren.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)
# that's the way I know it...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Deutch!
Woo und/oder yay. Aber, mein Affe hat gestorben. Und meine Schuhe sind krank.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I study German.
All I do in the lessons is make up German innuendo and pointless comments. Ich musse wasche meine Mitgleid... Kommst du mit?
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:19, archived)
# hæhæ..
i'm actually very bad in speaking & writing german!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)
# I had an oral (pffffffft) exam the other day.
The only sentences I could think of were 'ist du eine Schwitte' (are you a hermaphrodite) and 'hast du hat eine gut Vick' (have you had a good shag). I failed harder than anyon's ever failed, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
# i have nat king coles version of that
cheers for the lyrics sir!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:15, archived)
# cheers mate!
and merry xmas to you and the family!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)