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# It started making strange squeaking and popping noises on Friday evening
before becoming incredibly painful and letting out a nice mixture of blood and pus.

Doctor reckons I had a middle ear infection, and the pressure has given me a perforated eardrum.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)
# eek

i've had that before

unpretty
(vork and burlap, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Pour vodka in it.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)