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[challenge entry] The 5th Emergency Service

From the The 5th Emergency Service challenge. See all 137 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 12:12, archived)
# beep... beep.. beep...
brrrrrrrrrr!

"Which service please?"

"Victoria Wine!"

brrrrr..

"What is the nature of the emergency?"

"WE'VE RUN OUT OF BEER!"

"Oh my god! Hold tight and we'll send a van right away..."
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 12:17, archived)
# well
thats a winner already. next challenge please.
(crazymum, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 12:18, archived)
# Okay,
Now all we need is a naked bird/bloke emergency service, and this challenge will be complete.
(Dogsdinner, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 12:23, archived)
# and in the interests of equality
a naked bloke for birds service?
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 13:05, archived)