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I dont know,
If you pushed them together I think you would be okay
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thediscokingpin
, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:44,
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er, you did notice
he's called *big* dave?
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iamhyperdog
, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:48,
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I'll let Jimmy explain
Know what I mean? Eh? Eh?
No, I do not mean I've been interfered with by Jimmy Saville
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bigdave
, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:52,
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Thats a chilling thought
-much like his mum
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thediscokingpin
, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:03,
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Fair point
maybe a soapy thigh wank is what he needs
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thediscokingpin
, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:56,
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If I go for the soapy thigh wank
I may as well go for the well-lubed fanny-wank.
And then go to jail and hell for shagging little girls.
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bigdave
, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:02,
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Best to avoid it altogether then
or wait a few months or so.
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thediscokingpin
, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:07,
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I think in her case
it'll be a year or two.
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bigdave
, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 16:16,
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I'd need
an almost vice-like grip to keep them close enough together.
I doubt she be able to do an all night session though. She'll have homework to do and/or a baby to look after.
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bigdave
, Fri 9 Aug 2002, 15:49,
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