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# There hasn't been any poetry for a while.
Can we do that again? It made me smile.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 9:49, archived)
# As it's rude Thursday
Mary had a little skirt
With slits right up the sides
And every time she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
She never wore that one
(, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating a blueberry pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plum
And said
"What the fuck's a plum doing in a blueberry pie?"
(, Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:10, archived)