As it's rude Thursday
Mary had a little skirt
With slits right up the sides
And every time she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
She never wore that one
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MartinH,
Thu 21 Feb 2002, 10:00,
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Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating a blueberry pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plum
And said
"What the fuck's a plum doing in a blueberry pie?"
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Machination,
Thu 21 Feb 2002, 11:10,
archived)