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# Help meee!!!!
Can anyone post a picture of a furious ball of rage so that I may print it out, wrap it around a rock and throw it with all my might at the twat who is making me work to hard that has resulted in my brain leaking from my ears?

If you could I'll buy you a wagon wheel!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:41, archived)
# well
that excludes us vegetarians
(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:49, archived)
# ah go on...
it's only a wee bit of gelatine...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:01, archived)
# Damn you Gelatine
Nemesis of my life - how you thwart my attempts to eat marshmallow and gum-based products.
And as for his evil sidekick Rennet boy.... I mean what is he doing in pickled onion monster munch but not in any of the other flavours? Curse him to Hades.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:02, archived)
# I'll make it
a Linda McCartney's wagon wheel if that's any use. And I have some very amusing photo's of Redi from new year's eve that I'll have to dig out soon

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:06, archived)
# i'll
do it if you can find me a veggie pukka pie, no more, no less
(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:10, archived)
# I'll start
Looking for rocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:16, archived)
# no,
that's a chicken one, i said veggie.....
(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:17, archived)
# I reckon it's got veggies in it
but what the hey for a furious ball of rage I'd furnish you with a veritable smorgasborg of veggie delights... Such as this elegant pyramid.

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:26, archived)
# but
you can't sosialise with a pyramid.........
(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)
# But then
again the good name of Pukka pies has been eternally sullied due to it's now unfortunate link to celebrity mockney cooking twat Jamie Oliver (TWAT!) - I was unfortunate enough to do the sound engineering for his band a couple of years ago and you'll be delighted to know that they were unbelievably shit - Joke - How do you know there is a drummer at your door? -

Option 1 - The knocking speeds up

Option 2 - They forget to come in

Boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:45, archived)
# The only food pyramid
worth bothering with is Toblerone in my opinion.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)
# Pointy chocolate
Didn't they do an obscure chocolate pyramid some years ago, that was on the market for about a month? Presumably, they had to shelve it after all the complaint letters from people with wounded mouths began to flood in ... with bloodstains on them. I seem to recall it having little sparkly bits in, like Space Dust. And I'm getting a big purple cardboard wrapper image too.

But I could have dreamed the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:13, archived)