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# well
that excludes us vegetarians
(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 4:49, archived)
# ah go on...
it's only a wee bit of gelatine...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:01, archived)
# Damn you Gelatine
Nemesis of my life - how you thwart my attempts to eat marshmallow and gum-based products.
And as for his evil sidekick Rennet boy.... I mean what is he doing in pickled onion monster munch but not in any of the other flavours? Curse him to Hades.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:02, archived)
# I'll make it
a Linda McCartney's wagon wheel if that's any use. And I have some very amusing photo's of Redi from new year's eve that I'll have to dig out soon

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:06, archived)
# i'll
do it if you can find me a veggie pukka pie, no more, no less
(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:10, archived)
# I'll start
Looking for rocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:16, archived)
# no,
that's a chicken one, i said veggie.....
(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:17, archived)
# I reckon it's got veggies in it
but what the hey for a furious ball of rage I'd furnish you with a veritable smorgasborg of veggie delights... Such as this elegant pyramid.

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:26, archived)
# but
you can't sosialise with a pyramid.........
(redifusion, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)
# But then
again the good name of Pukka pies has been eternally sullied due to it's now unfortunate link to celebrity mockney cooking twat Jamie Oliver (TWAT!) - I was unfortunate enough to do the sound engineering for his band a couple of years ago and you'll be delighted to know that they were unbelievably shit - Joke - How do you know there is a drummer at your door? -

Option 1 - The knocking speeds up

Option 2 - They forget to come in

Boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:45, archived)
# The only food pyramid
worth bothering with is Toblerone in my opinion.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)
# Pointy chocolate
Didn't they do an obscure chocolate pyramid some years ago, that was on the market for about a month? Presumably, they had to shelve it after all the complaint letters from people with wounded mouths began to flood in ... with bloodstains on them. I seem to recall it having little sparkly bits in, like Space Dust. And I'm getting a big purple cardboard wrapper image too.

But I could have dreamed the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 22 Feb 2002, 7:13, archived)