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# He looks sad
Is the life of a gangster getting Don Badger blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:10, archived)
# I went to a gangster themed New Year's party
I didn't have enough warning though, so I ended up looking pretty much like I do when I go to work. C'est la vie.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:11, archived)
# It's a shame
That sounds quite good, how was it in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:15, archived)
# It was alright.
A friend showed me her arse.

Which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:17, archived)
# The arse or the experiance?
You did better than me, the highlight of my evening was my mate drinking a half pint of straight whiskey in one go then passing out with his head down the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:21, archived)
# racketeering takes it out of you
God knows I should know. I am a cocaine smuggler and money launderer
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:14, archived)
# At fucking last
Myself, and 20 other burly policemen have been sitting in a transit van around the corner from your house for the last two weeks waiting for you to say that.

Stay put; We'll be there in five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:16, archived)
# shall I put the kettle on?
I am afraid I don't think that I have enough cups and saucers. Will a big bag of drugs suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Suits us.
If you could place yourself under arrest that would save us a load of hassle too.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:19, archived)
# ha ha!
I already did!

How funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:20, archived)