when the internet was but a child
i used to go in an alcoholics anonymous chat room with the name ANYONE_FANCY_A_PINT
i was so mature
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vork and burlap,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:40,
archived)
There's a family planning clinic down the road from my office
and it is my intention to take a leaflet off one of the protesting nuns the next time they are there, and then thank them profusely for providing me with a free wankmop.
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matsimpsk,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 1:47,
archived)