Let's be fairwe all did.
I held her teeth while you had a go.
I remember it distinctly, it was a cold day and the ducks could be heard knocking themselves out on the frozen pond, the sky was...
(I held her teeth while you had a go.
I remember it distinctly, it was a cold day and the ducks could be heard knocking themselves out on the frozen pond, the sky was...
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:32,
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..an orangey gray. PC Plopamars fell of his bikeas he went past the war memorial just as the pub opened.
( thebear is thebear,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:34,
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"Rraarrgghh fuckeroffyergraarrghjhbastardpigfuckerbastardarrgghhh"said Mr Trethowan, the local vicar who liked a small libation before morning prayer.
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:36,
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He was emerging from the home for wayward girls and boysand was having trouble with his buttons when he slipped on a piece of dogshit cunningly disguised as a banana skin.
( thebear is thebear,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:40,
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"Aha!"Shouted the fallen copper, "So its you who's been hiding in the childrens cupboards!"
Mr Trethowan turned white as the front of trousers.
(Mr Trethowan turned white as the front of trousers.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:42,
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