
old enough to put you across me knee and give you a sound thrashing you young whippersnapper
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and claim them As My Own!
mwahhah!
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mwahhah!

but you may not say that when I start writing about life.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:45,
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wasn't exactly unexpected - he'd been in hospital for a while...
He was 90 - not a bad run for an ex-coalminer
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He was 90 - not a bad run for an ex-coalminer

we all did.
I held her teeth while you had a go.
I remember it distinctly, it was a cold day and the ducks could be heard knocking themselves out on the frozen pond, the sky was...
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I held her teeth while you had a go.
I remember it distinctly, it was a cold day and the ducks could be heard knocking themselves out on the frozen pond, the sky was...

as he went past the war memorial just as the pub opened.
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said Mr Trethowan, the local vicar who liked a small libation before morning prayer.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:36,
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and was having trouble with his buttons when he slipped on a piece of dogshit cunningly disguised as a banana skin.
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Shouted the fallen copper, "So its you who's been hiding in the childrens cupboards!"
Mr Trethowan turned white as the front of trousers.
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Mr Trethowan turned white as the front of trousers.