No, you have to be far more insidious than that.
Arrange for one wing to all have their lunch break at once.
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The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:24,
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could try and get everyone to run from one end to the other
in time with the rocking.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis,
Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:27,
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You could fly a plane at it. That'd get them moving.
Circle it and make feinting passes* at each end in turn.
*couple of easy puns there if anyone wants 'em
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The Ghost of Stephen Foster,
Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:33,
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