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# Holly Valence was about as sexy
as a bit of soggy day old quiche

and about as talented/interesting
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:56, archived)
# seconded
on the talent part
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)
# she was made entirely of bone
and had a face like a squashed brocolli.
you could hardly call her sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:05, archived)
# haven't you heard?
they invented some new make-up for women - it's called a paper bag

edit: comes in white, grey, brown, and sometimes yellow
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)
# but the face wasn't the only icky bit of her!
she looked anorexic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:10, archived)
# and she's really irritating
which is a massive turn off
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:14, archived)
# yup.
i can't actually think of anything good about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)
# 2 things
she's been dropped by her label
and she's not on tv any more

other than that - no
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)