I'm not
tho my (ex) wife tried to train me multiple times
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Caleefornian,
Wed 14 Jan 2004, 3:45,
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Oh dear! An anti-you protestor from Scunthorpe just blew you up...

I'm sure the ashes they scrape up will be given a proper send off.
70% President
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Sunshine Elephant,
Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:51,
archived)