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# That sounds fantastic
i want one. woo. and spacey, yes, boxers with my crab on are obviously and undeniably the way forward.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:06, archived)
# Just think of how many
men's groins your face is going to be next to simultaneously around the world.
Ha ha ha well.....rathergood thought!
I might buy my lodger a pair, then you can be inside his trousers on a regular basis!
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:09, archived)
# That's not the right way to look at it
would do my head in. My crab being used as a pulling tool al over the world- that's the way i think about it. far more appropriate.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:11, archived)
# Yeah
but my version makes me laugh more at the thought of it.
I'm watching a mental film called "Fun" at the moment about 2 psycho teengage girls that murdered some old lady.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:13, archived)
# Yup
and yes, what an appropriate title. It really is good fun killing old ladies you know
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:23, archived)
# I'm sure that girl
is off the Waltons or Little House on the Prairie orsomething similar.
Or should I just put my glasses on?
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:25, archived)
# The Waltons
were serial killers. No doubt there.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:27, archived)
# HA HA HA
Vulga and my boyfriend are now cuddled up to each other on the sofa, both asleep.
Ah bless!
How sweet.
He came round for a vodka and pulled my boyfriend.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:29, archived)
# That's really sweet.
You must have a warm glow inside
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:31, archived)
# Tha'ts
Brighton for you.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:32, archived)
# I've heard that
about brighton
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:33, archived)
# Yeah,
I've heard the same about London as well.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:39, archived)
# You know
what it's like here. I wouldn't have it any other way. You've got to live before you die.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2002, 20:50, archived)