Hello and welcome!
Your number is 21218. Sit down over there and shop a kitten until somebody gives you your complementary lolly. Enjoy your stay!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Sun 18 Jan 2004, 13:55,
archived)
I must confess
I just ate the last complimentary lolly
*BURP*
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dotmund .co.uk,
Sun 18 Jan 2004, 14:00,
archived)