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# Ah. Good point.
Dunno. Just that I burst into the local chinky this time each year and we all wish the season's greetings to eachother.

Try the duck, it's rubbery.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# cantonese.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# that must be
the oldest joke in the Chinese joke book.
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Next to:
"Do you deliver?"
"No, we do chicken, pork, beef..."
(Tonto Popadopolous, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# or the phone book
in which there are so many wings and so many wongs that you're likely to wing the wong number.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Dentist?
@
2.30
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# I used to tutor an engineering class
of about thirty people which because of the sensible alphabetic class-splitting contained six wongs and three tans. And two of the wongs were twins. Still ... made learning their names easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)
# And there's the old chinese laundry joke
which was on a range of T-shirts by some American company what got banned:

"Wong Bros. Laundry - two Wongs CAN make it white!"

*groan*

EDIT - it was Abercrombie and Fitch. Read about it here www.snopes.com/racial/business/tshirts.htm

Double edit - and Fine have been doing a similar line of shirts for year now ("Won Gud Lei", etc.) and they've never been banned.
(Tonto Popadopolous, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 13:17, archived)