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# kent
someone must know where it is
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:22, archived)
# Are you the
same Big Dave from the crap "King Pot Noodle" adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:34, archived)
# no
i'm not. did you not notice the 'daft' bit in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:06, archived)
# So you're
not an imaginary person who helps people eat king pot noodles then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:14, archived)
# no,
i applied for the post but they turned me down due to having too long a name. and not liking pot noodles. and having a beard shaped like a heron.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)
# I don't know
Pot Noodles aren't that bad. They're not as good as Super-Noodles, but as instant noodle snacks go, they're ok.

Do you have a pic of this heron shaped beard then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:36, archived)
# you'll have to wait
until tommorow i'm afraid. i've got to go home and feed my army of shrews.....
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:38, archived)