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# Can find what you are looking for?
Then you need human search - they claim that if you fill in the form, a 'dedicated team of expert human search guides will trawl the web in search of the sites, resources, services and tools which best meet your requirements.'

Blimey. What should we ask them to look for?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:06, archived)
# my phone.
it's not down the back of the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:09, archived)
# a free gif animator/creator
that doesn't take a week to download via dial-up,
so when your feckin connection gets interrupted, you don't lose thfeckin lot. nnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:13, archived)
# They could try finding
El-Dorado
Atlantis
My glasses
My dignity
My sex-appeal
Funding for b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Ummm...
Lord Lucan, Atlantis, Cure for cancer...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:17, archived)
# kent
someone must know where it is
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:22, archived)
# Are you the
same Big Dave from the crap "King Pot Noodle" adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:34, archived)
# no
i'm not. did you not notice the 'daft' bit in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:06, archived)
# So you're
not an imaginary person who helps people eat king pot noodles then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:14, archived)
# no,
i applied for the post but they turned me down due to having too long a name. and not liking pot noodles. and having a beard shaped like a heron.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)
# I don't know
Pot Noodles aren't that bad. They're not as good as Super-Noodles, but as instant noodle snacks go, they're ok.

Do you have a pic of this heron shaped beard then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:36, archived)
# you'll have to wait
until tommorow i'm afraid. i've got to go home and feed my army of shrews.....
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:38, archived)
# Alice.
I want to know who the fuck she is.
(james, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:30, archived)
# And she wants to find you as well
believe me...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:59, archived)
# waaahhhhh
run away run away...
(james, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 11:04, archived)